Still, I really wanted that job.
In these sorts of situations I find it helps to turn to my favourite writers for comfort. I think this time it would be apt to draw on Hemingway's example. How? by drinking lots of rum of course!
Which brings me to the recipe I promised you. One of my very own creations, "Hemingway's breakfast loaf." I've called it this because it's a quickbread designed for weekend breakfasts that's both saturated with rum and filled with coconut, a tropical combination that I think Hemingway would have approved of. Plus, it would be his ideal breakfast, sitting in his study in Cuba, with his cats and a hot strong coffee in the early morning as he started to write. He could justify the alcohol because technically, it's in a cake, and not a shot glass. Cunning eh?
Hemingway's Breakfast Loaf - Makes one 9" by 5" loaf
1 cup Wholemeal Flour
1 cup self-raising flour
3/4 cup sugar (I used caster as it was all I had, but I think soft brown would be great, and will try that next)
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/4 cup orange juice
1/2 cup dark rum
2 tbsp butter, melted
1 egg beaten
1 cup dried cherries, chopped in half
1/2 cup of pecans, chopped
1/2 coconut (fresh, shredded)
Overnight, or for at least half an hour before you start soak the chopped cherries in the rum (or if you're being mad and not using the alcohol, soak them in 1/2 cup orange juice instead).
Preheat oven to 170C and line a 9" by 5" loaf pan.
In a large bowl combine the flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda and salt. When mixed well, add the orange juice, egg and butter, then mix until it starts coming together (it'll be really thick, don't worry). Add the cherries and the rum they've been soaking in, stir, and then add the coconut and pecans. Mix until the they are mixed evenly throughout the batter.
Pour the batter into the prepared pan. Bake for aprox 45 mins. Cover the top with foil part way through if it looks like it's browning too quickly. It's ready when a toothpick or skewer comes out clean, I'd start checking from about 30mins just in case.
Leave to cool on a wire rack, and then serve. It should stay moist in an airtight container for a couple of days due to the coconut.





